The City of Houston has taken library fines to the next level, ladies and gentlemen. I received a letter today from a collections agency on behalf of the Houston Public Library telling me that if I don’t pay my fines, it will go on my credit report. Surely they can’t really do that?

Just because your girl isn’t winning the nomination is no reason to vote Republican. Democrats should stick together. America’s future is in your hands.

McCain wants to stay in Iraq forever, just like Bush. When you vote for McCain, you vote to murder soldiers. Oh yes, I did say it.